Dustin Penner Missing…James Gandolfini Tired, But in Good Spirits

Well fed.

The Los Angeles Kings are offering a game-worn Tom Preissing jersey as a reward for anyone with knowledge of Dustin Penner’s whereabouts.  Team officials announced this morning that Penner was likely kidnapped Monday, February 28th, a day before he was due to arrive in Los Angeles via  trade. In a stunning press conference this morning, General … Continue reading

Sign: Loud Enough?

Loud Enough cropped

We’ve all heard about it by now, that a horribly naive ‘writer’ for the San Jose Mercury News is for some reason trying to make Staples Center a harder road game for the team he is covering by calling it a quiet, ‘Kenny G’ experience.

Sign: You Must’ve Forgot We Have Drew Doughty

Doughty Kiss

Everyone counted the Los Angeles Kings out of their first round playoff series against the Pacific Division Champion San Jose Sharks. Now the series is tied 1-1 with the next two games being played in Los Angeles, after a dominating performance by a shortened Kings roster.

Video: This Will Haunt Brad Richardson’s Nightmares

Brad Richardson vs. San Jose Sharks 4/14/11

Video of Brad Richardson’s scoring chance in overtime of Game 1 vs. San Jose

Through an Unlikely Series of Events, Oscar Moller Will Play on Saturday

Oscar Moller Black

Yeah, so, Oscar, remember how we said we didn’t think you could hack it in this series? Yeah, about that. We actually need you. Yeah.

About That Shoulder: What to Really Expect From Justin Williams

Justin Williams 3rd Jersey

He’s back! Problem solved! I mean, Kopitar is still down, but with Williams skating on the top line, the Kings can expect a huge surge in production. Right? Probably not. I hate to be a downer the day of Kings first playoff game against the San Jose Sharks, but if Justin Williams’ return to the … Continue reading

Video: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Playoffs Video Toews Cup Raise

This is a tribute video that came to me in a dream, or something like that. It is how I, and I think we all, feel about this time of year. Sure, Christmas is nice, but would you rather get another pack of socks or watch Duncan Keith pick teeth out of his mouth on … Continue reading

A Los Angeles Kings Fan’s Plea

Kyle beg

No, this article is not analysis or prediction or even satirical or clever in any way. It is a pathetic plea from a weary Kings fan.

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