This Unfamiliar Feeling

Staples win

I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent most of this postseason feeling like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. I know what I’m seeing is real but I’m having a hard time believing it.

GIF: Game One Eye Candy

Stoll Point Luongo Reax

Here are your three stars of the first game, represented in GIF format.

The Ryane Clowe Incident

Ryan Clowe Stick

It’s hard to separate a fan’s emotions when this kind of thing happens to your team. What would I think if someone from the Kings’ bench made this play, AND got away with it? I might laugh. But I don’t think I would question the outrage.

GIF: 9 Seconds of Hockey Porn for Kings Fans

Doughty Perry Goal

As long as the Kings keep giving us glorious hockey moments, I will keep creating GIFs out of them.

GIF: Mike Richards 2nd Assist of the Year Candidate

Richards hit on Keith

OK, so there’s no such thing as a 2nd assist of the year competition. But this would have to be in the running if there was.

So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance

Doughty Lloyd split

A previous article stressed the need for a productive February. That didn’t happen. Now, where do the Kings stand?

That Just Happened

New Jersey Devils v Philadelphia Flyers

Welcome to LA, Jeff Carter. How did you get here on a boat?

Jeff Carter, You Say?

Montreal Canadiens v Philadelphia Flyers

Reunited and it will feel so… disappointing.

Here is What is Going to Happen

rick nash

Call it pessimistic if you want but it’s time to face reality.

The Ballad of Dustin Penner

Penner IHOP

Dustin Penner, a one-time 30 goal scorer, found chemistry with Anze Kopitar and Justin Williams upon his arrival to Los Angeles in March of 2010 before Kopitar’s ankle injury was the jumping off point of his descent to healthy scratch/pancake chef.

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