Staples win

This Unfamiliar Feeling

I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent most of this postseason feeling like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. I know what I’m seeing is real but I’m having a hard time believing it.

Stoll Point Luongo Reax

GIF: Game One Eye Candy

Here are your three stars of the first game, represented in GIF format.

Ryan Clowe Stick

The Ryane Clowe Incident

It’s hard to separate a fan’s emotions when this kind of thing happens to your team. What would I think if someone from the Kings’ bench made this play, AND got away with it? I might laugh. But I don’t think I would question the outrage.

Doughty Perry Goal

GIF: 9 Seconds of Hockey Porn for Kings Fans

As long as the Kings keep giving us glorious hockey moments, I will keep creating GIFs out of them.

Richards hit on Keith

GIF: Mike Richards 2nd Assist of the Year Candidate

OK, so there’s no such thing as a 2nd assist of the year competition. But this would have to be in the running if there was.

Doughty Lloyd split

So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance

A previous article stressed the need for a productive February. That didn’t happen. Now, where do the Kings stand?

New Jersey Devils v Philadelphia Flyers

That Just Happened

Welcome to LA, Jeff Carter. How did you get here on a boat?

Montreal Canadiens v Philadelphia Flyers

Jeff Carter, You Say?

Reunited and it will feel so… disappointing.

rick nash

Here is What is Going to Happen

Call it pessimistic if you want but it’s time to face reality.

Penner IHOP

The Ballad of Dustin Penner

Dustin Penner, a one-time 30 goal scorer, found chemistry with Anze Kopitar and Justin Williams upon his arrival to Los Angeles in March of 2010 before Kopitar’s ankle injury was the jumping off point of his descent to healthy scratch/pancake chef.

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