Kings Player Grades, Crowned Royal Style: Matt Greene

NHL: APR 01 Canucks at Kings

Matt Greene – Wild Turkey 101 Bourbon
“101% Flavorful; 101% Unbreakable.”

Kings Player Grades, Crowned Royal Style: Davis Drewiske

Davis Drewiske hits and gets hit by Tuomo Ruutu

Davis Drewiske – Georgia Moon Corn Whiskey
“Just like they drink in the back hills of Georgia.”

Kings Player Grades, Crowned Royal Style: Jake Muzzin

Muzzin

Jake Muzzin – Keystone Light
“Always Smooth” — Keith Stone

Kings Player Grades, Crowned Royal Style: Jonathan Quick

Quick retro

Jonathan Quick – Tito’s Vodka
“Tito’s Handmade Vodka is designed to be savored by spirit connoisseurs and everyday drinkers alike. It’s time-honored method of distillation requires more skill and effort than modern column stills, but it’s well worth it.”

Kings Player Grades, Crowned Royal Style: Jonathan Bernier

Jonathan-Bernier Wine

Jonathan Bernier – Clos Saint Jean, Deus Ex Machina, 2006
“The wine is backward, powerful, full-bodied, and more of a long-term proposition than the four other cuvees. It possesses massive concentration and depth as well as extraordinary balance, freshness, and laser-like focus”

Video: This Will Haunt Brad Richardson’s Nightmares

Brad Richardson vs. San Jose Sharks 4/14/11

Video of Brad Richardson’s scoring chance in overtime of Game 1 vs. San Jose

About That Shoulder: What to Really Expect From Justin Williams

Justin Williams 3rd Jersey

He’s back! Problem solved! I mean, Kopitar is still down, but with Williams skating on the top line, the Kings can expect a huge surge in production. Right? Probably not. I hate to be a downer the day of Kings first playoff game against the San Jose Sharks, but if Justin Williams’ return to the … Continue reading

A Los Angeles Kings Fan’s Plea

Kyle beg

No, this article is not analysis or prediction or even satirical or clever in any way. It is a pathetic plea from a weary Kings fan.

Eery Foreshadowing with the Kings and FSN West

Williams vs Flames 3-21-11

There could be no worse time for this to happen. In the words of the great Randy Marsh, “what matters now is figuring out who’s to blame”:

Linus Omark Disrespected the Honor of The Shootout

Linus Omark shootout goal

The Shootout is a time honored tradition, instituted in the NHL back in 2005. It is unquestionably the most revered way for determining the winner of a professional hockey game. It is as sacred as Don Cherry’s wardrobe stylist is chic.

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