The Mouth looks back at a little Kings/Sharks history but eventually got sidetracked by some old cardboard.
Under that rough, foul-mouthed exterior, is a mushy, Coldplay-loving, LA Kings super freak. Video evidence here:
A tribute to the 2011-2012 Phoenix Coyotes.
It’s come to our attention that Gary Bettman is using the free event tracking website Evite.com to invite clubs to the Stanley Cup Finals.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent most of this postseason feeling like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. I know what I’m seeing is real but I’m having a hard time believing it.
Here are your three stars of the first game, represented in GIF format.
Video of Brad Richardson’s scoring chance in overtime of Game 1 vs. San Jose
He’s back! Problem solved! I mean, Kopitar is still down, but with Williams skating on the top line, the Kings can expect a huge surge in production. Right? Probably not. I hate to be a downer the day of Kings first playoff game against the San Jose Sharks, but if Justin Williams’ return to the … Read more
This is a tribute video that came to me in a dream, or something like that. It is how I, and I think we all, feel about this time of year. Sure, Christmas is nice, but would you rather get another pack of socks or watch Duncan Keith pick teeth out of his mouth on … Read more
No, this article is not analysis or prediction or even satirical or clever in any way. It is a pathetic plea from a weary Kings fan.